friday nonsense, no. 10: my parents’ pre-oscar dinner menu with puns. Having seen The Help, I’m a bit worried about the dessert. Mom and Dad have been making awesomely bad food puns for years.

Hello Fellow Cinemaphiles,

 

Please join us for Pre-Oscar Dinner on Friday, February 25th.

Nominations are:

 

Appetizer: 

Eggstremely good and incredible caviar

 

Entrée:

Scallops are better than War Horse meat

 

Side Dish:

The Descendants ate pineapple and rice

 

Dessert:

Just say no to The Help’s Pie

 

Please let The punny Artist know whether the envelope will say “yes, we’re coming, but no more bad puns please” or “no way”

 

Mom and Dad