Here, you’ll see my one eye voting. Or, at least, standing by a VOTE HERE sign and pretending to vote. No, of course I voted. I live in New York City’s awesome District 68 — holla atcha District 68! — which, according to my polling representative, includes mainly brownstones and other small buildings — which means voting only took about five minutes. If I lived in District 67 or 66, I’d still be waiting and not blogging inanely. Those District 66 & 67 suckas live in fancy high rises which means there are a lot more of them packed into a small area. Man, I am so glad I live in a lowly lowrise.
Look! My hair voted, too! (Okay, I was having technical problems taking pictures of myself AND the sign using my iPhone camera. This picture captures precisely neither.)
A boy passing by looked at the VOTE HERE/VOTE AQUI sign and said, “What’s aqui?” And I thought to myself, Open your eyes, Kid! Aqui is HERE! It’s here! It’s all freakin’ happening and you were here!