Curl up, Readers, it’s about to get Very, Very Serious here at the blog formerly known as The Reluctant Blogger — the writer (“Me”) is about to teach the reader (“You”) A Brief but Very Important Lesson about Vanity.
Once upon a time, I liked to visit my Wikipedia page. One of those times, someone had replaced my entire biography with the sentence “I like to eat poop.” (Ah, Wikipedia, you know me so well...) I don’t visit Wikipedia anymore.*
*Except for really important research that I know will be totally unbiased and factual.